Dad Jokes<p>It came out of the purple.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
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Dad Jokes<p>"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Greenpete<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://floss.social/@doctormo" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>doctormo</span></a></span> Oofff!<br>You forgot the <a href="https://lor.sh/tags/dadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadJoke</span></a> hashtag...</p>
Vicomte Folmer af Helvede<p>Vi ved jo at papegøjer kan snakke, så det oplagte spørgsmål er jo:<br>Kan papegøjer stamme?</p><p><a href="https://helvede.net/tags/FarJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FarJoke</span></a><br><a href="https://helvede.net/tags/Onkelhumor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Onkelhumor</span></a><br><a href="https://helvede.net/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
chris smith<p>q. what is it called when you sneak up on a pig?</p><p>a. hambush</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a></p>
Algot<p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> </p><p>If an extended family books exclusively books a small cruise ship, what's the most appropriate boat name?</p><p>"Relationship"</p>
Dad Jokes<p>Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>I’ve lost three days already.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
🙈 Cute & Funny Animals 🙉<p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Humour</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyMeme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyMeme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Jokestodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Jokestodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/ChickensOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ChickensOfMastodon</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Puns" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Puns</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Chicken" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chicken</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Chickens" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chickens</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Punster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Punster</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Pun</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BadPun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BadPun</span></a>.</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Animal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Animal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Animals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Animals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CuteAnimal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CuteAnimal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CuteAnimals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CuteAnimals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyAnimal" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyAnimal</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/FunnyAnimals" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FunnyAnimals</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Meme</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/Memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Memes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>A handful of them.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>She let it go.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>They'd crack each other up</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Algot<p><a href="https://mastodon.art/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <br>What do you call photos of shrimp in the raw?</p><p>Prawnography</p>
Dad Jokes<p>Same middle name.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>A stega-snore-us.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
Darrin L Rogers<p>Something I made for my intro stats class a few years ago. Nobody really appreciated it, which is a tragedy because it's absolutely top-notch humor.</p><p><a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/statistics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>statistics</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/professor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>professor</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/mean" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mean</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/median" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>median</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/mode" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mode</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dadjoke</span></a> <a href="https://fediscience.org/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>pun</span></a></p>
Dad Jokes<p>As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJoke</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/DadJokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>DadJokes</span></a></p>
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