Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>I have to say — no, not patting myself on the back, here — that I really just enjoyed the fuck out of this particular <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGame" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGame</span></a>, <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> </p><p>Perhaps that says something about me, but who cares (except some sentient cookie out there)?<br><a href="https://sfba.social/@godofbiscuits/114266444626806438" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">sfba.social/@godofbiscuits/114</span><span class="invisible">266444626806438</span></a></p>
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Trendy Toots<p>Today's top ten tag trends:</p><p>10: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MeerMittwoch" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MeerMittwoch</span></a><br>9: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/susancrawford" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>susancrawford</span></a><br>8: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/rip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>rip</span></a><br>7: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/corybooker" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>corybooker</span></a><br>6: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/valkilmer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>valkilmer</span></a><br>5: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/judgementalfortunecookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>judgementalfortunecookies</span></a><br>4: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Switch2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Switch2</span></a><br>3: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendo</span></a><br>2: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendoswitch2" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendoswitch2</span></a><br>1: <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/nintendodirect" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>nintendodirect</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trendytoots" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trendytoots</span></a> 📈</p>
Sean Murthy<p>"Looks like you shouldn't be indulging in cookies of any kind"</p><p><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://hachyderm.io/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Steve DeGroof 📚🛸<p>"You will inherit a large sum of money.<br>So maybe tip a little better this time?"</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Steve DeGroof 📚🛸<p>"Each of these cookies has 107 calories. Just sayin'."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Littles 😈 Verified by the Boss<p>Stop chewing your fried rice with your mouth open you disgusting pig. No good fortune for you!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>I know what <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/NetflixComic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NetflixComic</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/transphobe" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>transphobe</span></a> you watched last night. Fortune Cookie says you could've watched <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/FortuneFeimster" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>FortuneFeimster</span></a>, dumbass</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>You may be bisexual in the sense that your track record with women implies you're gay and your fashion sense implies you're straight.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>Near is the day when people will stop asking, "Is your hair on purpose?”</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/AbFab" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>AbFab</span></a> <a href="https://sfba.social/tags/RubyWax" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>RubyWax</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Megan Marie Hart<p>Here you fortune cookie message:<br>"You tendency to criticize ai soon reflect back on you."</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>Waffer thin fortune cookie?</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Michael Crews<p>Call your mother. Remember her?</p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a>
<a href="https://mas.to/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>Your chopstick etiquette is for shit. So my powers of prediction are for shit. </p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Megan Marie Hart<p>You? Again?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Of Bookish Things<p>Why don't you do right, like some other men do?<br><a href="https://c.im/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> <a href="https://c.im/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SGk" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/watch?v=4zRwze8_SG</span><span class="invisible">k</span></a></p>
TrèsFluke 🍁<p>I can't believe you ate the whole thing.</p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Nick 🇨🇦 Sorry I'm Nasty<p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/judgementalfortunecookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>judgementalfortunecookies</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/HashtagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashtagGames</span></a> </p><p>Your mother was right about you.</p>
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>You are as highly regarded as Elon Musk and as beloved as Bill Cosby.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
D. G. Marshall<p>A fortune? In this economy?</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a> <br><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺<p>Riches are coming your way, but you really can't afford to eat this cookie.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/JudgementalFortuneCookies" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>JudgementalFortuneCookies</span></a><br><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/HashTagGames" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HashTagGames</span></a></p>
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