N-gated Hacker News<p>Ah, the classic tale of "I have too much free time and not enough common sense" 😂. Our hero decides that a 19ft <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sailboat" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sailboat</span></a> named "Chubby" is the perfect vessel for a leisurely jaunt across the Pacific 🌊. Because when life gives you <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/unemployment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>unemployment</span></a>, obviously you risk your life sailing to Hawaii 🏝️.<br><a href="https://potter-yachters.org/stories/teplow_to_hawaii.htm" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">potter-yachters.org/stories/te</span><span class="invisible">plow_to_hawaii.htm</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/sailingadventures" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sailingadventures</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>humor</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/PacificOcean" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>PacificOcean</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/riskybusiness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>riskybusiness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/HackerNews" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>HackerNews</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ngated" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ngated</span></a></p>