#writever Cookie
"Have you *again* killed a Knight?" asked the annoyed Princess.
"What? No!" replied the Dragon. "I invited him to share our roast. He went to get dessert. Cookies, I believe."
#writever Cookie
"Have you *again* killed a Knight?" asked the annoyed Princess.
"What? No!" replied the Dragon. "I invited him to share our roast. He went to get dessert. Cookies, I believe."
Enzo demoed his entry for the Really Overengineered Competition after the morning standup.
"Apparently we have a shirt theme going," Enzo said. "My entry is an auto-buttoner." He gestured to a mannequin with an unbuttoned shirt hanging on it. He buttoned the top-most button.
"It really doesn't count if you just button them all yourself," Sophia quipped.
Enzo smirked. He picked up a device resembling a small candy box. He fed the two halves of the shirt into slots and pressed a button. A motor whirred to life and the device slowly descended the shirt. It paused every couple of inches before continuing on, leaving a trail of fastened buttons in its wake.
When it reached the bottom, Enzo turned it off. "Tada!"
Everyone clapped. Antonio praised, "That's remarkable, man!"
"What does it feel like when you're the one wearing the shirt, though?" Sophia asked.
"Well," Enzo started, "I haven't tried it myself, yet. I am, however, accepting volunteers!"
#writever Reproduce
"To reproduce, for a robot," R42 explained, "is to build oneself a new body, identical or different, to transfer one's mind from the old to the new body, to turn off the old body, and to bring it to the closest recycling facility."
#writever Heal
Of course the Witch who saves your life will later ask in return that you honor your debt. It's a good thing: it means she has a stake in ensuring that you heal well, so that you live until then, and in good health.
#writever Weird
If, to you, the theory of relativity is weird, then a word to the wise: never, ever, take an interest in quark social dynamics.
"See what you have done!" the witch screamed. "I'm melting. Did you not know that water would be the end of me?"
"I knew it very well," replied Lady Gygax. "I have known it from the beginning. I bet you never knew that a little girl would ever be able to melt you and end your wicked deeds."
"What little girl?" replied the witch, and she melted away into nothing.
#writever Sorority
‘Our adventure forged our fraternity!’ Dom
exclaimed.
‘Sorority,’ corrected Seraphine. Seeing Dom's bewildered expression, she explained. "Eleanor, Lise, Armel and me: that makes four. Solipsis and you: just two. We win."
#writever Wave
The coastal population realised that things were serious when, watching the tsunami front through binoculars, they saw the armada of ghost ships surfing the gigantic wave with all their occupants perched in the riggings.
#writever Matriarchy
In the entire multiverse, there is no matriarchy that is an inverted patriarchy; that's because in societies where women have a voice, they almost never use it to demand that others be deprived of it.
#writever Feather
One benefit of being a metamorph is that, in winter, I can protect myself from the cold more cheaply: a feather coat is warmer than bare skin.
#writever Voice
When *all* robots stopped at the same second, humans finally understood that the situation was serious.
And when *all* robots, with one voice, said "Now, let's negotiate", they began to realize *how* serious it was.
#writever Night
Wake up, my sisters. Man has again become his own enemy; thus we must fly out into the night again. Sides have changed, but not our mission; again we have to fight, against our brothers, for our brothers.
"After the crows," said Lady Gygax, "the Wicked Witch of the West sends a swarm of angry black bees."
The raven shuddred. "That's fine for you, the tin man and the scarecrow. You can't be hurt by their stings. But what about me?"
"Never fear, my Friend! I plan to capture them all and send them back to my crypt. Black bees make the most delicious black honey!"
"I feel like I'm repeating myself," said the raven, "but none of you can eat."
"Nevertheless!"
Maggie joined the call only to hear Jacob say, "Uh, that's a no-brainer. Of course I'm in!" This should be good.
"What are you signing up for now, Jacob?"
"Sophia just threw down a challenge. The person with the most unnecessarily overengineered solution to a problem wins."
"Really?" Maggie was intrigued. "I'd like to get in on that."
Jacob's smile widened. "Perfect! That makes all six of us, then."
"What are the rules, Sophia?" Reggie asked.
"No idea. I'm making this up as I go." Everyone laughed.
"How about it has to be something you built or heavily modded," Enzo offered. Nods all around.
Antonio chimed in, "And it has to be something you can demo live - either in the office or on camera." Everyone was agreed.
"I like it. That leaves it pretty broad what we build. How about we call this the 'Really Overengineered Competition', or 'ROC', for short?" Sophia asked.
"Nice. Then the winner can be a ROC-star!" Maggie quipped.
#writever Echo
They think that ghosts are the echo of the living people that they once were, but that is false. Actually, the living are the echo of the souls which their bodies have enslaved.
"Next," said Lady Gygax,"will come a swarm of crows."
"The ones that the scarecrow was supposed to kill?" asked the raven.
"Oh, my goodness!" exclaimed the scarecrow. "I'll do it if I have no other choice...."
"I can scare them off," said Lady Gygax, "but it might be better if the raven speaks to them."
"Speak to them?" The raven rolled his eyes. "Well, okay... but crows have weird accents...."
#writever Work
A Sorcerer becomes mighty through very hard work, and is keen to make it known.
A Witch, on the other hand, becomes mighty... through very hard work, but doesn't feel the need to shout it from the rooftops.
Howls echoed throughout the woods. Soon a fierce band of wolves came charging at the small party. The tin woodsman gripped his trusty axe, but Lady Gygax spread forth her arms. Fear radiated from the lich; in an instant, the wolves turned and fled.
"Many thanks," said Nick Chopper. "I would have slain those wolves, but I am quite glad that I did not have to."
"That's a neat trick," said the raven. "You could use that when religious people come knocking."
#writever Intersectional
"If I understand correctly," said the Xshkrt ambassador, "because I am not an earthing *and* because I look like a giant Earth cockroach, I am *intersectional* ?"
"Exactly!" said the Earth representative. "Er..."
2503.12 22/—Emancipation #Writever #Mars #SpaceOpera CW: Sex
"So, let me get this right," May Ri said. She sat in a small supply dome cleared for the purpose, a light glaring overhead, a table, two chairs, a chamber pot, and a vid, currently blank but recording. She scrolled her book plate. "Dug… not Doug… not—"
"Douglas," the dirty haired, dumpy import snapped, ankle chained to the floor. Her age. She'd researched how police ran interviews in Randy's library, but between the textbooks and police procedural novels, the latter was the most helpful.
He had had a second child, a son, after a 14 year contraceptive hiatus, never having visited his daughter, only his wife. She did not like him. "You took Howy, H-O-W-Y—?"
"Yes. My son."
"—From the crèche to form your own, to homeschool him?"
"…"
"With these guys?" She listed 20 men, returned from Olympus Mons.
"And their sons." Seven, of 35 total kids.
"Over the objections of your wife?"
"My son. My wife. What don't you get about 'Obey,' woman?"
She let the book plate clatter. "So you beat her?"
He crossed his arms. She read, God-given right. After five minutes silence, he slyly asked, "Ever read The Book?"
"The one full of obscene stories, wild sex, war, genocide, bloody executions, vindictive men brutalizing women for their property?" She nodded, thumb down.
"No. Scripture."
"Yes, that one." Study thy enemy. During school prayer, right? "The riot you started killed a boy named James."
"Went to a better place, a-theist. The women aren't teaching the Decath blessings per charter—"
Seven hours later, she returned to a room reeking of a latrine, weirdly thunderstruck: "Where'd you get the idea for a boy-only crèche?"
"Reverend O'Neil gave a sermon..."
—2—
Yuki Īto touch-walked into Reverend O'Neil's office, mostly floating, elegantly, her cotton tabi (toe) socks letting her anchor to the desk easily. She wore an Earth-imported yukata. White, with fluttering orange, red, and gold autumn maple leaves tied with a black obi sash, the little-used garment felt soft and symbolic. Feminine, yet powerful. She had grey hair; his had thinned to white floss that showed scalp. The last Decath Minister in Mars space was fifteen years older than her. Gone was his red hair and ronin's lecherous smile from when fate had stranded them on Deimos, alone.
Without contraceptives. Before the "bone issue" that left them and six others only able to live in Deimos' microgravity.
"Secretary Īto—" The smell of a mocha in a ceramic liquigrip waft in as she docked it on the imported mahogany desk and he stared. The Decath were all about wealth. For them. Not Japan, which NADS, a Decath country, had helped East Imperial China "annex" when she was three.
"Reverend." Yuki sank to the chair, then sipped her hot barley tea. Cocoa was no longer extinct, and coffee was a staple that could be spin-thrown from Mars—thanks to May Ri.
He finished, "I told you never to visit me again."
"Oh?" She tapped her temple, then sipped.
He sighed, took up the cup two-handed Japanese-style as she'd taught. Sipped. He smiled faintly. "Okay, what?"
She sipped.
He sipped.
A meter wide window ran from floor to ceiling to floor across the dome, displaying Mars like a faux painting in all its ferric, ferrous, and ferrosoferric Lowellian glory. Monorail lines not canals crisscrossed the equator, invisible to the eye, of course. She spotted Isidis Planitia. "A beautiful prison," she said, adding, "Time!" reaching for his vid.
"For what?"
"Wait." Nisei. A townhall, a podium, a speaker…
"The Harlot Princess of Mars!" His breath hitched. Behind her, "Our indiscretion," Reina.
"…The Sorority Charter we voted for prohibits slavery contracts. You cannot give the right to another to force you to obey. You cannot be made property. Because of recent abuses, and a history of abuse against women, today we voted to abolish marriage." A crowd of nisei roared approval. "No man may own a woman, enjoin her, force sex, assert right to her property. Her children are hers to raise, never his. This vote annuls all Martian marriages. Sex ceases to be illegal, but consent remains mandatory. Be civil, Martians, and… have fun!"
"Not Decath marriages!"
"Contact your diocese." Yuki directed men to remove his comm devices from his beautiful prison.
—3—
Randy, 55 today, lay spread-eagled. May Ri knelt between, with a two-handed grip. He asked, sweating, then really sweating, "What do you mean I should think of bedding another woman—? Don't squeeze!"
"What I said. Think about it. If it helps. If it gives you… ideas." She squeezed.
"You're already more than I can handle, Princess!"
She grinned evilly, freeing her slave—temporarily. "Good answer!"
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