I make no exceptions! #Pun #Puns.

10yo: Are there any chips left?

Me: I think there’s one little bag left.

10yo (looking): Yeah, there’s a little bag of potato chips left. Just one.

Me: Okay good, you can have it.

10yo: The Last of Utz

I see Slawter's tag all over the place. Wouldn't it be great if Slawter's first name was Cole?

Here's a dumb joke to start off your weekend (I put this together for a flyer for a community garden).

Spring is the cure for whatever ales you.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

Rust programmers like the band Dire traits.

Woulda Coulda Shoulda... Gouda?

If there ever was a "cheese remorse".

Untitled Game Studios is sorry if we have caused any of our audience extreme cringe or face palming related discomfort due to this meme. #devmeme #gamedev #programming #linuxmeme #pun

I read about an increase in crime in restaurants in Scandinavia.

Apparently there's a rise in people trying to Dane and dash.

I’m not having much luck with jobs lately.

I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t fit in the shoe factory and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian.

It's been mathematically proven. Complexity is the root of negativity

True cable management is when you're being tied to your desk with ethernet cable and whipped with rj45 as #getThingsDone technique

March the 4th be with you!!!!!!
#startrek #nerd #geek #memes #humor #funny #pun #comediansofmastodon

<walking into electronics supply house>

Clerk: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, could you please take me to the kapton?